you roll over in bed to get more comfortable and say, "I adjust."
when you sit on the beach, wanna lay down looking for your towel and realize its behind you and you say "no backrank issues" (happened!)
...when your girlfriend in her sexiest negligee tries to get you to come up to bed for the 9th time on your birthday...
...when you start playing King's Gambits and Smith Morras as white to "get the edge" after losing 0-50 on your usual main line.
...when start losing all your games and you become convinced all your opponents are using engines.
when your best friend's sexy girlfriend calls you to say that she's frustrated with his chess and wants revenge.... You say "Don't bother me now!! -- he's beaten me 3 games in a row and I finally have an edge"
When you have a fire at work and you to tell your coworkers you have to stay because you have mate in 5!!!
when you play your first game of chess
...you cancel work to watch videos on the London System
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